here's a joke that i got from my mom.

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BLONDES NEVER CHANGE
Homer, a handsome dude, walks into a sports bar
around 9:58 PM. He sits down next to this blonde at the
bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on.
The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge
of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looks at Homer and says, " Do you think
he will jump?"
Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're
on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy
did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The
blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to Homer
and said, "All is fair. Here is your money."
Homer replies, " I can't take your money, I saw this
earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do
it again."
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will try to update the past few days tomorrow. til then, pz out!

kaz out...

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