yesterday...cont
headed over to ikko and spoke with mama. guess everyone was a little too drunk to remember exactly what happened. everyone's story is different. had some dinner and then headed home and played a couple of games of my season and then went to bed.
friday
no 8th grade classes today. taught a couple of 7th grade classes but really didn't do too much. lunch was pretty darn good today.
with the recommendation of tri and mark, installed firefox as my browser. still tryin' to figure everything out...first impression is that it's a lot cleaner and faster than ie.
also got a text from yu sayin' that he's not goin' with much to the states, so he'll have room for my pb. maybe i'll order it tonite if tri's online....
upon leavin' school today, as i went to get my shoes out of my locker, i noticed a little bag. it was chocolate and a note from osawa chan. see, in japan, valentine's day is for the guys. girls give chocolate to guys. but, on march 14th (white day), guys are supposed to give the girls (who got them something on valentine's day) something white...usually white chocolate. kinda weird, but an interestin' little custom, no?
i finally did it!
after comin' home, noticed tri online and we decided to go thru with the purchase of my pb. it's a done deal now...
well...gonna go cook dinner now.
kaz out...
friday funnies
things that make you go hmmm.....(bringin' it back to the arsenio hall days, yo!)
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever
comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could
burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song
about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician/Gynecologist leave the room when
you get undressed if he is going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner show had enough
money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy
dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . ..
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your a--?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his
head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
headed over to ikko and spoke with mama. guess everyone was a little too drunk to remember exactly what happened. everyone's story is different. had some dinner and then headed home and played a couple of games of my season and then went to bed.
friday
no 8th grade classes today. taught a couple of 7th grade classes but really didn't do too much. lunch was pretty darn good today.
with the recommendation of tri and mark, installed firefox as my browser. still tryin' to figure everything out...first impression is that it's a lot cleaner and faster than ie.
also got a text from yu sayin' that he's not goin' with much to the states, so he'll have room for my pb. maybe i'll order it tonite if tri's online....
upon leavin' school today, as i went to get my shoes out of my locker, i noticed a little bag. it was chocolate and a note from osawa chan. see, in japan, valentine's day is for the guys. girls give chocolate to guys. but, on march 14th (white day), guys are supposed to give the girls (who got them something on valentine's day) something white...usually white chocolate. kinda weird, but an interestin' little custom, no?
i finally did it!
after comin' home, noticed tri online and we decided to go thru with the purchase of my pb. it's a done deal now...
well...gonna go cook dinner now.
kaz out...
friday funnies
things that make you go hmmm.....(bringin' it back to the arsenio hall days, yo!)
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever
comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm
gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's butt."
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could
burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human
being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song
about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician/Gynecologist leave the room when
you get undressed if he is going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner show had enough
money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy
dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . ..
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your a--?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride; he sticks his
head out the window?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive
faster?
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金曜日, 2月 13, 2004.
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