Here's something my mom sent me the other day.
WISE WORDS
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you
have to eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in
the middle of it.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by
their maker.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as
a warning to others.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because
then you don't have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer
you live.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much
jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on
a detour.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know
you left open.
Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought
about you today....
WISE WORDS
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you
have to eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in
the middle of it.
Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by
their maker.
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as
a warning to others.
Never buy a car you can't push.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because
then you don't have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer
you live.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much
jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on
a detour.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know
you left open.
Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought
about you today....
This entry was posted by kaz, on
木曜日, 12月 18, 2003.
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