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Days til Tri is in Japan: 12
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Woke up at: 9:30
Mood: Stuffed (I just ate lunch)
Listening to: Always (trance mix) by Erasure
Weather Report: It was already 80F and 90% humidity when I woke up today
Japanese Food: Shichimi = Shichi (7) ; Mi (taste). It's a Japanese seasoning you can put on anything to spice it up
Japanese Word/Phrase of the Day: Horitsu = Law (I learned it from Ikko no Mama because her niece is going to Todai (Short for Tokyo Daigaku or Tokyo University, the top college in Japan) to study houritsu
Japan News: Real Madrid beats FC Tokyo in 3-0. Beckham scores first goal on free kick. The Japanese love this guy.
New Buddhapparel Website Done & Afternoon Update
After many, many long hours and hard work, Tony has finished the new website for our clothing company, Buddhapparel. Please check it out!
Nothing much goin' on right now. Gotta clean up my apartment and do some laundry before my dentist appointment today. Got to finally use my microwave to heat up leftovers. Works good!
I was just curious about who actually reads my blog. So if you do, please leave a comment...you don't even have to write anything...just leave your name.
Well gonna get going now...but here's a forward that my mom sent me. She collects all these jokes/forwards from all of her friends and compiles a distribution list every week. So if you're interested, leave a comment and I'll tell her to put you on her list. Aite ya'll.
Kaz out...
FUNNY TECH SUPPORT CALLS
People wonder why are they paid so much for just being on
the phone. Take a look:
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open
Desktop."
Customer "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up
menu?"
Customer "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done
up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote
'click'."
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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am
still getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to
work?"
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Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it
says."
Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery
disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
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Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
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Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"
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Tech Support: "Is your computer on a separate telephone
line?"
Customer: "No." (clicks the button to log on to our service)
Tech Support:: "Well then we can't-"
Customer:: "It says 'no dial tone'."
Tech Support: "That's because you're on the line with me right
now. You need to-"
Customer:: "No, that's not it. It does this all the time. I just
have to try a few times, and it will let me through."
Tech Support:: "No, ma'am. It's not even trying to dial right
now because you're on the phone with me."
Customer: "It must be busy. I'll try again later."
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Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the
grocery store."
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Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."
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Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal
abortion."
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Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
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Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to
print a document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy
inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel
inside."
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Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're
open 24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support:: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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水曜日, 8月 06, 2003.
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